Salad (or what have you)

Drinks (available liquids)

Main course (in so far as it can be determined)

Side dishes (don't break them! set them flat!)

Afters (desserts, sweets, activities, sleep?)

Important warning!

Check the bloody date on this thing, 'cause chances are she's cooking, not writing about what it is that she might consider cooking. Also, please be aware that Our Kitchen Heroine can't follow a recipe to save her immortal soul. Clear? Good. Consider this to be fantasy literature.

Things to start with

Things to drink, along with

Things to gorge with

Things to nibble, along with

Things to finish up with